The Dave and Steve Show
Time Travel questions, Swedish Dave, Shortsleeve Sweatshirts, Naked Lawyers

Time Travel questions, Swedish Dave, Shortsleeve Sweatshirts, Naked Lawyers

June 27, 2022

Tracy helps Steve stumble through an intro

Steve mentions Harry Potter before the 3 minute mark

Tracy thinks Time Travel is like spackle

Steve admits he doesn't listen to Tracy during the show until it is recorded

Steve compliments Tracy's ability to tell a joke in a barely condescending way

The difference between Drunk Dave and Steve with Tracy and regular Dave and Steve with Tracy isn't alcohol

Dave pops in from Sweden over a bad wifi translation

Dave comes back on his phone, does 8 minutes on getting hassled, then leaves, despite not having anything else to do in his hotel room.

Tracy does a minute

Headlines tell us that sometimes lawyers like to drive in the nude.

Steve and Tracy give up.

 

 

Drunken La Bambas, Failing Sparks, and  Barbershop Musks

Drunken La Bambas, Failing Sparks, and Barbershop Musks

June 20, 2022
  • Dave and Steve recap their band reunion.
  • Turns out the guy couldn't sing La Bamba.
  • Dave and his buddy, Toby, had to play against their will.
  • Steve overstayed his karaoke welcome.
  • We cut a new song called "We Are the Kittitas."
  • Dave nailed the "Talk Dirty to Me" solo.
  • Tracy is having Spark problems.
  • We talk a lot about Customer Service and how awful it is.
  • Dave whines to Twitter often.
  • We get a brand new Minute from Tracy.
  • Tracy is in a shitty mood due to technical difficulties.
  • Dave wonders why barbershops smell so good.
  • We get headlines from Tracy!
Disneyland Diaries, Road Ragers, and Farting Families

Disneyland Diaries, Road Ragers, and Farting Families

June 13, 2022
  • Dave immediately forgets "with Tracy!"
  • It's Dave's fault that there was no show last week.
  • He also went to see "Smokey and the Bandit."
  • Tracy kind of wants to be the coach from "Bad News Bears."
  • Dave is back from Disneyland and is broke.
  • The Rise of the Resistance ride is AMAZING...
  • ...and Tracy's kids will never get to see it.
  • Dave and Steve's band is reuniting for one night only!
  • Steve's kid took his first round of SATs.
  • Steve was involved in a road rage incident.
  • We talk the Bret Michaels hand gesture.
  • Tracy surprises us by not being an aggressive driver.
  • We talk about putting our kids in tough situations.
  • Life sucks. That's what Dave says.
  • We get a new Minute from Tracy!
  • Steve can't get the mold right on his plaster penis.
  • Tracy brings us Headlines!
  • We talk about family etiquette around farting.
  • Dave explains how to avoid butthole chocolate.
  • Dave also sees huge benefit in fleshy robot fingers.

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Steve and Tracy Quiz Their Sons

Steve and Tracy Quiz Their Sons

May 30, 2022

Once again, Dave is taking some well deserved R&R from life, and that includes his podcast

Tracy and Steve are left to mind the store again

Tracy proposes an entire new segment of topics certain to anger Dave when he hears them

There's a commercial

Then there's a brand new minute from Tracy

Steve and Tracy force two of their children to play a quiz game so difficult that they are sure to be humiliated

Someone was humiliated

Tracy gives us headlines

And we wish Dave a safe return next week.

Unlearned music, Unfun birthdays, Unclaimed phones

Unlearned music, Unfun birthdays, Unclaimed phones

May 23, 2022

Steve Complains about the music he has to learn for two gigs

 

Tracy talks about how birthdays are represented in his life

 

Dave had a rough weekend and lost a chair, with a phone in it

 

Dave's family had better not ruin Disneyland for him

Tracy has a minute

Headlines

Reminder that Dave is going to Disneyland next week

This episode has a bleep in it.

Frigid Idaho Forests, First time drives, and Fearful fathers

Frigid Idaho Forests, First time drives, and Fearful fathers

May 16, 2022
  • Tracy heard Portuguese in Idaho.
  • We hear whether the guys get lousy t-shirts on vacation.
  • Steve is healthier and within the margin of error.
  • We hear recollections of our first time driving a car...except Dave's.
  • Having your father afraid for his life is the key to a successful relationship.
  • Steve hates PBS and it made his son get lost while out driving.
  • Dave's wife sold everything in their house.
  • John Tortello brings us back to the pastry that started his empire.
  • A new minute!
  • Headlines!

Tune in each Monday for a new episode!  

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Covid Steves, Tracy Juniors, and Old Daves

Covid Steves, Tracy Juniors, and Old Daves

May 9, 2022
  • A man grew a penis on his arm.
  • Thanks to modern science, we have a stand-in for Tracy!
  • Steve got "The Vid."
  • Dave got the news that he is old.
  • Lacrosse stuff is mentioned, as is a truck bumper.
  • We hear from the fine folks at Chicken Box.
  • Dave scolds Steve for not giving Tracy his proper dues.
  • Other junk happens...
  • ...and then the show reaches an all-time low.

Tune in next week as the cast returns in full force!

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Clogged Pipes, Lazy Birds, and Offensive Minutes

Clogged Pipes, Lazy Birds, and Offensive Minutes

May 2, 2022

Tracy discusses his broken pipe and it’s not in his house

Steve warns that Tracy’s metaphors could be hazardous

Some surprising information about Mount Rushmore

Nothing is the size of a regulation Bocce court

Steve explains why birds are lazy and hate us

Steve is a popcorn extremist and has opinions

We have a brand new sponsor!

Tracy’s most offensive minute yet

We have headlines and more!

Busy Daves, Tracy Loves Tracy, Blood Poisoning

Busy Daves, Tracy Loves Tracy, Blood Poisoning

April 25, 2022

The whole crew is back!

Dave calls out Tracy for loving Tracy

Dave is busy and getting busier and Steve and Tracy are on their own next week.

Dave talks midlife crisis and Steve internalizes, Tracy says "no internalizing.

Dave remembers he went to school with someone.

Dave has theories about Les Schwabb

Steve's kid had a little blood poisoning

Tracy is going to war with his sanitation company

Break

Tracy's minute

Tracy ONLY makes KISS metaphors

Headlines!

 

 

 

 

 

Split Shows, New Drunks, and Santa Officers

Split Shows, New Drunks, and Santa Officers

April 18, 2022

A bit of a "Best Of" this week, but with a few brand new bits thrown in to keep you listening! Back in full force next week here on The Dave and Steve Show with Tracy!

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