The Dave and Steve Show

The whole crew is back!

Dave calls out Tracy for loving Tracy

Dave is busy and getting busier and Steve and Tracy are on their own next week.

Dave talks midlife crisis and Steve internalizes, Tracy says "no internalizing.

Dave remembers he went to school with someone.

Dave has theories about Les Schwabb

Steve's kid had a little blood poisoning

Tracy is going to war with his sanitation company

Break

Tracy's minute

Tracy ONLY makes KISS metaphors

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A bit of a "Best Of" this week, but with a few brand new bits thrown in to keep you listening! Back in full force next week here on The Dave and Steve Show with Tracy!

• Dave is sitting down and thinks people care.
• Steve finally sent Dave a photo.
• Tracy and Dave coax an F Bomb out of Steve!
• Steve's son is in NYC and having a great time.
• Dave rails against the new Polaroid cameras.
• Tracy accidentally saw a jazz band perform.
• Dave tells a story about AC/DC and his awful basketball skills.
• Tracy didn't hear the tone from some high school kids.
• His hip gave out, and Dave fell on his treadmill.
• Dave took a guitar lesson.
• We get a brand new bit, "Drunk Dave and Steve."
• Tracy brings us Headlines from around the World!
• Steve explains the best way to steal new cars.
• Santa and a police officer came up with an amazing idea.
• Dave's daughter was not a fan of "Turning Red" from Pixar.
• Neither was Dave.
• We get a brand new Minute from Tracy!
• We spend an excessive amount of time talking Phil Collins.
• The show closes with a brand new Crazy Ass Game from Steve!

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• For the record, Dave does NOT paddle children.
• 2 of the 3 hosts of this show hate April Fools Day.
• Steve and Dave are getting the band back together...
• ...and Dave is already pissed off at Steve.
• (As of this posting, Steve still hasn't email Dave his picture.)
• Tracy makes it clear that Steve is no Phil Collins.
• Dave is taking guitar lessons in his 40s.
• Everyone tells Steve what a great drummer he is.
• Tracy had a cat-based encounter with a neighbor.
• Steve bought an exercise bike.
• Turns out it takes more than a week to make a guitar.
• We actually get a new Minute from Tracy this week!
• Dave heard his kid swear for the first time!
• We get Headlines from around the world!

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• Dave is back and already pissed off...
• ...all because of a missed Dad joke.
• Steve ate the pudding.
• We changed the name of the show, but not really.
• We hear the harrowing tale of "Spider Island."
• Dave got food poisoning on an airplane and barfed in Reykjavik.
• He also straddled a woman on a plane.
• Steve made Dave's mom pass out over a cancer scare.
• Dave thinks Sweden is better than the United States.
• Tracy thinks "pride" means taking a leak wherever he sees fit.
• Dave created a new game, "Strawberry Jam or Pickled Herring?"
• We hear the shocking revelation that getting tattooed hurts.
• Steve gives a rave review to the book, "The Broken Room."
• He also talks for a long time about the guest he didn't book.
• Dave rarely likes the comedians that Steve does.
• We get an impromptu plug for Promax bars.
• Tracy checked out of "Pam and Tommy" when it came to a head.
• We talk about shows that confuse us and we hate...
• ...including "Raised by Wolves" and "The Expanse."
• We get NO NEW MINUTE from Tracy!
• But he does bring us headlines from around the world!

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Dave is gone again

Tracy and Steve talk about pineapples and swinging

Steve and Tracy speak with Drunken Master Paul, a man with such an interesting life journey, you have to hear it to believe.

An incredible Minute from Tracy.

Headlines.

Dave still didn't show up.

Steve and Tracy openly weep as Dave does or does not join the Norwegian Legion even though Dave is probably in Sweden.

Tracy totally rocks a conference where he dials down a key-note speaker

Key-note speaker did NOT footnote Tracy's quote

Steve loves banana pudding

Weird snack cracker supply chain woes

Steve played drums on a song you can't hear

Dave still doesn't show up

There's a commercial

Headlines

Steve and Tracy marvel at filling 56 minutes without Dave's ample talk time

Steve and Tracy again talk through the outro music, which definitely wouldn't fly if Dave was around

• Dave will be out for two weeks, and that means...
• ...nothing really. Just more Steve and Tracy.
• Dave is nervous about traveling abroad.
• Tracy's advice is to always claim being from Canada.
• We talk scary moments while traveling.
• Tracy walked the French train tracks to Disneyland Paris.
• Dave and his wife are getting new tattoos.
• Steve saw a Bob Crane tattoo.
• It turns out Dave does not have the poker face he thinks he does.
• Steve went in for a teeth cleaning.
• Tracy gets to moderate some conference sessions!
• Steve says Tracy's minute spiked the football on Dave's face.
• Tracy brings us headlines from around the world!

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• The show kicks off hot with the announcement of a brand-new Pepsi!
• Steve's family was decidedly Coke.
• The people Steve swims with don't like to get their hair wet.
• We talk Steve's super-pretentious gym.
• Dave makes it clear this is not a reflection on Steve.
• Would you pick the millionaire in a lineup of naked people?
• Tracy bought a brand new kickass guitar amp.
• It's a new week, so Dave finds a new way to get mad at Steve.
• Steve and Dave *might* be getting the band back together.
• It's a new week, so Tracy finds a new way to make a KISS analogy.
• Dave fell in the shower.
• The gang weighs in on Dave's "bathtub dinner."
• We get a brand new Minute from Tracy!
• We talk astrological signs of serial killers.
• Tracy brings us headlines from around the World!

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• Tracy handled the "Previously On" this week!
• Dave thinks he talks too much and Tracy agrees.
• We get YET ANOTHER Jimbo Billy Bob segment.
• Steve was right about who would have the primo Jimbo.
• Dave learns what GBP actually stands for.
• We won't need to wear masks much longer!
• We talk about returning to work... at work.
• We talk the Super Bowl.
• Steve is gassy and Dave calls him out on it.
• Tracy absolutely did not care about the Super Bowl.
• We talk Super Bowl halftime shows, good and bad.
• Steve has lost a BUNCH of weight!
• Steve ate a really fancy dinner.
• Dave hates everything... including vegetables.
• Tracy had to live through yet another Valentine's Day...
• ...not involving sexy stuff.
• Steve made his family say nice things to him.
• We get a brand new Minute from Tracy!
• There are a sh*tload of Brandys in this world.
• Dave hosts an infommercial for The Conqueror Challenges.
• Tracy brings us Headlines from around the World!

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