The Dave and Steve Show

Episode 55 - Padded Boxes, Meat Sweats, and Yard Toilets

• This show starts off with the boys in tears of joy after the "Previously On."
• If you're in a not-so-good band, always close with "Fight for Your Right."
• You have no idea just how dark the pre-show can get.
• Steve decided it would be awesome to rock a giraffe apron to the show.
• He also talks way too much about pork... and meat sweats.
• Which leads Dave into a highly inappropriate story about his butt.
• Which leads to another story about Dave's butt from Tracy.
• Which leads to Dave telling another story about ice-cream and his butt.
• Tracy has a toilet in his front yard and his clothing in his garage.
• We find out that Steve has the Cadillac of toilets.
• Steve comes up with the worst toilet patent idea ever.
• We get a brand new Electric Bike Minute from Tracy!
• Tracy is a sly fox when it comes to his questions...
• We would love to talk to an electric bike company.
• Tracy brings us Headlines from around the world!

 

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Episode 54 - Rooftop Poops, Robot Doctors, and Hometown Blotters

• Dave gets sucked into the world of audiofiles.
• Steve may have solved his mic issues once and for all...
• ...and made his wife put up sound foam.
• Dave cut his finger opening a vitamin packet with a wine opener.
• Dave could see himself living in a big city, but Steve? Not so much.
• Tracy goes deep on Curious George.
• You have to get dressed to take your dog out to poop on a roof.
• We get another riveting driveway update from Steve.
• Dave once had a guy give him a very expensive ladder.
• Tracy gives a big update on his health, and it's very good news!
• Tracy's Doctor is a robot.
• Steve wants a robot motorcycle.
• We get a brand new Minute from Tracy!
• Dave went down a Little House on the Prairie YouTube rabbit hole.
• We get a brand new Dave and Steve's Hometown Blotter.
• We talk about the Last Blockbuster.
• Steve played an awesome prank on a co-worker on his last day.
• Tracy brings us Headlines from around the world!

Episode 53 - Driveway Marriages, Loverboy Hair, and Prairie Murders

• Steve gives us an update on his marriage ending.
• Turns out it's all Steve's fault.
• Dave hates Steve's bookstore terminology.
• The "Previously On" made Dave realize what a dick he can be.
• Tracy and Steve hatch the biggest D&S plan the show has ever seen.
• Steve is one step above Circus Peanuts.
• Dave gets pissed when Steve doesn't notice his Mike Reno hair.
• We bust chops on Steve's polo shirt...
• ...and find out he enjoyed shooting people on Little House on the Prairie.
• Tracy fights a motorcycle gang over a dead bird.
• Dave's wife put a trampoline together due to Seattle's stupid weather.
• Old people (Dave) have no business on a trampoline.
• We get a brand new Minute from Tracy!
• The gang share their biggest marriage fights.
• Steve will spend the night in line for Star Wars, but not his wife.
• Tracy brings us Headlines from around the World!

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Episode 52 - Sick Birds, Inappropriate Minutes and Sperm Donations

• We finally got the band back together!
• Dave screwed around and milled a whole new part for his riding mower.
• Tracy is taking care of birds, and may have killed one of them.
• Wanna see pictures of Tracy's colon? Add him as a friend on Facebook.
• Steve "brings the heat" by talking about his driveway...
• ...and his marriage might end because of it.
• We get a BRAND NEW and quite tiny sponsor to the show!
• We need to apologize for Tracy's Minute.
• Tracy brings us headlines from around the globe!
• Dave talks way too long about his sperm donations.
• Steve has a great idea for his own funeral.
• We get a brand new game from Steve... and Dave is not impressed.

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Episode 51 - Steve, Dave and Not Much Else

• Tracy is off on assignment, and Steve and Dave are left to pick up the slack.
• We look back on how the Dave and Steve Show got started.
• We learn about AtomicPotato.com as well as the history of Dave and Steve.
• Dave, Steve and Tracy were podcasting before podcasting was cool.
• Dave's wife is literally driving him crazy.
• We talk about the affairs that we'll very-obviously never have.
• Dave got a tube shoved down his nose.
• There are COVID tests in the future for Dave's family.
• Steve now weighs less than the lie on his Driver's License.
• Turns out gaining weight is fun, but losing it kind of sucks.
• We find out how often Steve gets mistaken for Dwayne The Rock Johnson.
• We end the episode with some sweet Ritz Cracker recipes.

Episode 50 - The 50th Show Festival

We pulled out all of the stops for the 50th show, filmed on location at what Steve has now branded "Podfest."

It's a show like you've never heard before, and one that will require at least one person on the show to get several follow-up shots for various diseases.

We return to our regular show format next week!

Episode 49 - Previously On Clip Show!

Tune in for a very special episode of your favorite "Previously On..." clips that kick off each and every episode of The Dave and Steve Show.

 

And tune in NEXT WEEK for our very special Episode 50 that will be filmed on location from the Dave and Steve Show Festival!

Episode 48 - Bread Farts, Vaccine Braggarts, and New Sponsors

• Dave has so much to talk about that he decides to let the others talk first.
• Sports have started back up and it feels great!
• Steve canceled his TV provider... but possibly too soon!
• We give some more love for our favorite new show, Resident Alien.
• Dave throws shade at Webster.
• Steve now apparently uses the term "Neurally Diverse."
• Turns out Steve also loves OG Sesame Street.
• Million Dollar Idea: GopherHawkTipsandTricks.com 
• Dave's wife overcomes adversity on a number of levels.
• We talk nuclear farts and what might cause them.
• Stop trying to cut the vaccine line!
• We welcome a brand new sponsor to The Dave and Steve Show!
• We get a brand new Minute from Tracy!
• We address the mic stand controversy from last week's show.
• The Dave and Steve Show cares about YOU... the listener.
• Tracy brings us Headlines from around the world!

 

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Episode 47 - Pandemic Returns, Motorhead Mondays, and Hamburger Crimes

• Tracy marvels at the amount of stupid stuff that comes out of their faces.
• Dave is not happy with last week's show. Tracy disagrees with his unhapiness.
• You won't find "Buttrock Genius" on Dave's tombstone.
• We talk about the slow return to normal as the vaccine roles out.
• Tracy wants to do what he wants when he wants to do it.
• Steve's family is more than ready for him to return to work.
• Tracy tells the story of the time he got Dave's legs all wet with his crotch-bottle.
• We fondly remember Motorhead Monday.
• Steve and his wife worked it out on each other.
• Technical glitches once again plague one of the members of our show.
• Dave brings us an update on his mole situation.
• Steve did yardwork in a hailstorm, and then Body Pumped yet again.
• Tracy has The Dave and Steve Show to thank for his conference performance.
• We find out that Tracy didn't get Steve a mic arm.
• We get a brand new Minute from Tracy!
• We talk about Body Pump... yet again.
• Power Pump is not better than Body Pump, no matter what Tracy says.
• PlutoTV pissed off Dave.
• The Price is Right also pissed Dave off.
• We close out the show with Headlines from around the globe!

Episode 46 - Net Worths, Orphaned Clips, and Math Problems

• Tracy loves talking multiple times about his nuts.
• There is nothing professional about this show.
• Dave fakes being a math genius with his family.
• Steve's son often gives him the "nevermind" if Steve's wife is in the room.
• Tracy kid had to interview for his private kindergarten.
• Turns out not much gets Tracy as fired up as math does.
• Tracy went on another bike ride. Tune in next week for... another bike ride.
• Steve and his wife like to body pump in the kitchen.
• We get a new Minute from Tracy!
• We briefly talk bike nuts for the second week in a row.
• Tracy brings us Headlines from around the World.
• We finish off with a brand new Crazy Game from Steve!

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